Skip to content

Damn you modern technology, how many of my dreams will you mercilessly destroy?

January 19, 2010

If only I hadn’t procrastinated for so many years, I could have been a modern day John Dillinger, but now that’s out the window…

“MorphoTrak (Safran Group) is pleased to announce the acquisition of a unique tattoo matching technology developed by Michigan State University. With this technology, the corrections and law enforcement community will now have the capability to accurately and efficiently search tattoo image databases to identify suspects, criminals and victims…”

Bummer, I was really amped for that spiderweb ear tattoo, I guess it will have to wait until after my San Francisco Federal Reserve Bank heist.  *tear*

No comments yet

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: